Uncle Rico's Pineapple Inside-Up Shake by Clandestine Vapes Description:

Do you remember the good old days in America?

When you would go outside and throw a football through the tire swing or try to throw it over them mountains, and grandma would be baking an awesome pineapple upside down cake?

Think back and remember the creamy sweet goodness of that soft spongy cake melting in your mouth. Guess what. While the days of America’s beloved past such as quality family time, plenty good paying jobs, cheap homes and automobiles, quality healthcare, affordable education, and pensions seem like things of days forever gone–not grandma’s pineapple upside down cake. No sir.

You thought she took the recipe with her when she died prematurely due to not having adequate health insurance didn’t you? Nope. We found the recipe Uncle Rico stole from grammy just before she kicked him out of the basement, trying to disguise it as his own. We broke it down and put it in a bottle for you. Grammy wanted you to have it. You’re welcome.